Dear world,

anaong:

nicaalodeon:

shawnasaurus:

please don’t end next year. I want a future.. I wanna get married, have kids, fuck the shit out of my spouse every 4 hours, own 2 husky puppies, have sex on a kitchen counter top, eat and not gain weight, walk my kids to school on their first day and much more. Sincerely, worried imaginative teenager.  

LOLOL

“fuck my spouse every 4 hours” LMFAO.

01.01.12
thedailywhat:

So This Also Happened of the Day: Troy and Abed on Christmas Morning!
[@dannypudi.]

Dopeness

thedailywhat:

So This Also Happened of the Day: Troy and Abed on Christmas Morning!

[@dannypudi.]

Dopeness

25.12.11
meme-city:

Am I A Good Son?

So funny

meme-city:

Am I A Good Son?

So funny

(Source: skinnyvalerie)

12.12.11
132
gotemcoach:

Now THAT’S a jump shot.  I feel comfortable calling this the “Greatest Photo Ever Taken of Ben Gordon.”
@gotem_coach

Sick

gotemcoach:

Now THAT’S a jump shot.  I feel comfortable calling this the “Greatest Photo Ever Taken of Ben Gordon.”

@gotem_coach

Sick

02.12.11
128

sjbarabad:

itstrixiababy:

allmybitchesbad:

hassanibee:

beautifullymarlane:

iamretrokid:

-destinedforgreatness:

iamchuckie:

wow, this is real shit.. dont trust anyone. 

This just shows how God works in mysterious ways. Dont trust anyone!!

this is the deep! all the respect i have in this world just went to this kid right here!

damnnnnn that’s crazyyy!

It’s all God.

Wow. This is amazing. Proves my point that homies phony. Smh.

:). amazing.

:’)…wow…there is a God.

WOW <3 :’)

God is amaazing.

GOD IS GOOD

(Source: rebelcouture, via marcovee)

28.10.11

dang

lately, i been feeling hella confident about everything. my lady, school, work, family and friends. Today though something sort of just snapped. It feels like I’m not proper right now. University I don’t really know what I’m taking, so I’m just taking bullshit courses so I wont get kicked out of the house. In my relationship I feel like I’m just being boring and honestly when a girl gets bored, they tend to dip out and I can’t really blame them. work is work, it brings in a couple hundred to spend every few weeks, but legitimately I feel like I might be stuck at a shitty job like that for the rest of my life. Family and friends is just a mess too. I barely have time for either of them because of all my other shit I don’t actually like doing. My relationships are going to fall apart from school and school is going to just drag me into debt and I’m going to be stuck working at a coffee shop for like the next 30 years. Oh yeah and my friends and family will just shun me because my life is so pathetic. I don’t really know what I’m doing with my life to be honest. Stuff that made sense and seemed like they were going to work out aren’t anymore. I know no one will end up reading this, it just feels good to type it out and vent when you can’t tell anybody these things. I just wish that if everything falls apart, I’ll still be with the love of my life, too bad I’m a loser without a car or a license. what kind of girl stays with a guy like that? 

14.09.11

MAN

target in an attempt to raise money for hurriance irene victims on the east coast has teamed up with distributors all around the globe to raffle off target gift cards with values as high as $500. please take the time to enroll, it costs you nothing and helps build this cause from the ground up. targetgift.tumblr.com

29.08.11

cant believe what this chick did

hey i can’t understand this girl actually did this but she just uploaded naked pictures of herself so i saved them before she realized how stupid she is and removed them christina.tumblr.com

29.08.11

cant believe what this chick did

hey i can’t understand this girl actually did this but she just uploaded naked pictures of herself so i saved them before she realized how stupid she is and removed them christina.tumblr.com

29.08.11

cant believe what this chick did

hey i can’t understand this girl actually did this but she just uploaded naked pictures of herself so i saved them before she realized how stupid she is and removed them laura.tumblr.com

29.08.11